braveheartpuckerman:

Hold up, are you a hands on kind of teacher? Because I could be down for learn.

I definitely could be. Why don’t you come to my room tonight and find out?

santanax-lopez:

Hugs are out of my element, B. What about another kiss?

I don’t know, S. That’s pretty challenging. I better get another flower for it.

braveheartpuckerman:

Depends on what you’re eating.

Pierce, you can show me your secrets anytime.

I guess I can agree with that, Puckerman.

I’m sure I have a few techniques I can share.

santanax-lopez:

I don’t know about sweetest, Britt, but if you wanna change the compliment to sexy, I’ll take it.

I’ve got a long list of things Auntie Tana wants. You being the first. So why don’t you get your little Chaser butt over here, and I’ll give you the second rose out of the twelve.

Now that I can do.

Do I get extra points for a super awesome hug? I think that totally deserves number three.

braveheartpuckerman:

That hurts Britt.

Just saying, Leprepuck, forks are kinda useful.

Maybe I’ll show you how to use one sometime.

santanax-lopez:

I don’t think you’ve earned the bouquet just yet though, B.

Oh my god, Santana. You are the sweetest person I know. Best girlfriend ever. Thank you so much, baby.

And how am I supposed to earn the whole bouquet?

santanax-lopez:

Hey, hey. This is a mutual partnership. I don’t see you holding my books or buying me dinner. In fact, I’m pretty sure you’re always snatching my bacon or the chicken from my plate. That’s girlfriend duties enough.

You gotta give me a preview of that body then. I don’t think I remember it’s lack of fat too well.

Yeah, but you’re the whipped one in this partnership, so you’re supposed to be super sweet and carry all my things and do my hair for me. Nuh uh, S. As your girlfriend, it’s my right to steal food off your plate.

I guess I can let you sneak a peek. You need to work on really taking everything in, Lopez.

santanax-lopez:

Do I now?

I think you’ve been feasting on candy way too much, B. We may have to slip over the Pudgetana nickname to you.

I definitely think so. You’re slacking on your girlfriend duties, Lopez. You’re supposed to buy me dinner and flowers and hold all my books. I’m very disappointed.

No such thing as too much candy, Santana. And please, there’s no fat on this body. Unlike some people, I work out, remember?

slytherin-smythe:

Can I ask how they seem the same?

Have you ever seen a Gryffindor eat lunch?

Or, y’know, candy.